Can I Have...Nicole Miller Printed Shorts

I am honestly not a big fan of shorts.  Most people don't wear them right and I honestly dislike the leg bulges that occur when you sit down in them (seriously, it grosses me out), but when I stumbled onto these beauties online they made me believe in love at first sight and shorts.  
Seriously, these eye-catching prints are insane and with the slight higher-rise waist, ugh, what's not to love?!  Now just to narrow down which print I like the most... which one is most eye catching to you?

          - andréa